Long overdue

We aren't posting the picture of our Neon, our only car for the past 10 years (and still running), in fears that she might think we were slighting her. We wouldn't want her to be offended. We still need you, Betty.

Thank you, Mr. President

Lucas (with great emotion): I don't want to wash my hands.
Parents (with Peanuts' teacher inflection): Blah, blah, blah, blah
Jonathan: Lucas, President Obama spoke to my class, and he is the president of the United States, so he knows everything, and he said to wash our hands before we eat.
Lucas: Okay.